Text messaging board

Now most of you have a sweet heart at home and you really want to give her something to (remember ) you by. Believe me they will remember you. You can get these for 3 small monthly payments of 195.00. This totals up to just a few bucks for you buckaroos. Anyway let me splain what this little ltem can do your you and your relationship buildin with the little ladie. You present this to here say just before hunting or fishing season. It hangs on the wall in visible place where she can eye it from time to time and contemplate on just exactly what it is for. Anyway after you give it to her you explain to her how it works. You can call it your TMB (text messaging board) or your GPB (Global positioning board) Now let me splain how it works. Say you are going fishing to your favorite water hole. (no I don't mean tavern (we are Mormons) And the little lady does't have a klue where that would be. And since you want her to find you or your body (So she can collect the insurance) case you don't return in a few days or weeks, she can point the local search and rescue and give them a general idee where you may be. So anyway you just draw her a litle picture (this is a black board) of a rough sketzh of where you are a headin. Presto she will know where you are at. Now say you want to use it as a TMB. Say you get outa bed early before she rises and you don't want to wake her and as you are eating your korn flakes or burnt toast and jam you get to ruminating as we are all prone to do when we are eating, just what we will be a planning for the next meal. It never hurts to plan ahead. So you just jot down on the TMB (text messaging board) what you want for supper and the general hour (give or take 4-6) hrs you expect to have it put in front of you. Your wife will really love this way of a comunicatiing. Also if you are a little timid of verbalizing (that means talking direct to the little lady) you can leave little tidbits of love talk to here here. Like say you could rite ( I like you better than my black powder pistol) or something real tender like that. or Your pelt is cuter than a possum or ??? You will notice that you an stick little magnets on the board as well. The little women love those magnets. You can stick those water bills or garbage bills under a little magnet and agin presto she'll jump right on getting it paid. Also you will notice those 270 shell casings for little hangers. Great for earrings, for her and binoculars for you and other items to hang right there so you can grap them and head either out on the town or out to lake or woods. This is hot item and will go fast so get your orders in. It is guranteed to bring real life into your relationship.